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(479): View more from Arkansas

it was like his penis was on wheels.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...

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(716): View more from New York

its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose

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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.

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(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here

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(206): View more from Washington

you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?

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