STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just blew my weed a kiss
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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