I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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