Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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