It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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