I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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