I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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