One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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