Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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