I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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