Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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