I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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