i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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