What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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