therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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