I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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