I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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