apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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