Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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