with your own penis?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
