This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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