He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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