How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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