GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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