when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
did you just send me my own nude
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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