I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My penis needs a shock collar
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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