should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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