I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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