Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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