He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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