I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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