I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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