I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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