you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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