My room smells like vodka and shame
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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