everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
