Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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