Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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