This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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