I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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