He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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