I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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