Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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