did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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