what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Its about making memories worth repressing
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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