i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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