I just gift wrapped bread.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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