Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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