So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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