On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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