i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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