Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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