I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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